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Raid Warning Episode #25 with Outlandish

Matt from The Outlandish Podcast (www.outlandishpodcast.com) joins us this week to talk about the latest news in World of Warcraft. He also manages to make it through two of Seven’s horrible pop quizzes.

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This week’s sponsors: GameFlyMininova and Skype
(All sponsorship money goes to the beer and bandwidth fund!)

Show Notes:

The Bloodbathed Frostbrood Vanquisher and Icebound Frostbrood Vanquisher are now confirmed rewards of the Glory of the Icecrown Raider (10 player) and Glory of the Icecrown Raider (25 player) achievements.

>US First Tribute to Immortality by Might
Might (US-Turalyon) was the first guild to complete A Tribute to Immortality on US realms, 3 weeks after Ensidia’s World First.
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/us-first-tribute-to-immortality-by-might/

Pilgrims Bounty
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/pilgrim%27s-bounty-guide/

World of Warcraft 5th Anniversary
(whelpling)
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/world-of-warcraft%27s-5th-anniversary/

Special Thanks:
Matt from the Outlandish Podcast www.outlandishpodcast.com and www.twitter.com/outlandishmatt

Fan Mail
your show, it rocks :B never before have I felt such an eargasm, I play Dichslider on nagrand eu server and venús on aggramar (:  Ly bebeh, keep up the good shit, farewell from Ireland ;D

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Intro Song:
“The Planet Plan” by United Future Organization off the album 3rd Perspective

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Raid Warning Episode #24 With More Warcraft!

This week’s episode features 100% more World of Warcraft topics! We pick fights with those who attempt to write articles on how to quit the game, have dreams of Vegas and discuss the completely obvious statements of Rob Pardo. Oh, somehow we manage to talk a bit about upcoming raid strats that may hit with 3.3? No. Really. We do. Only on RW can you get WoW news, stories of hangovers, and stealth hugging ninjas.

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This week’s sponsors: GameFly, Mininova and Skype
(All sponsorship money goes to the beer and bandwidth fund!)

Show Notes:

Six Steps to Quitting WoW
http://www.dailytitan.com/2009/11/six-steps-to-quitting-%E2%80%98wow%E2%80%99/

Blizzcon 2010 In Vegas?
http://www.wow.com/2009/11/12/blizzcon-2010-july-in-las-vegas/

Rob Pardo, VP of Game Design for Blizzard interview with The Escapist

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/96113-Blizzards-Rob-Pardo-Talks-Five-Years-of-Warcraft

Icecrown Testing on the PTR:

Blood Princes: Crimson Hall, the Blood Council
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/professor-putricide-blood-princes-eu-ptr-testing/

  • Abilities of Note:
    • Prince Valanaar: Shock Vortex Creates force vortices on all nearby enemies, inflicting 5000 Physical damage and knocking enemies near the target away. Unlimited range. 3.5 sec cast
    • Prince Taldaram: Glittering Sparks 16k dmg over 8 sec, reduces movement by 20%, cone shaped, 90yrd range
    • Prince Keleseth: Shadow Lance Hurls a bolt of dark magic at an enemy, inflicting 17063 to 17937 Shadow damage. 40 yd range. 1.5 sec cast
  • Dark Nucleus
    • The nearest target resonates with shadow, suffering 1000 damage and reducing Shadow damage taken from all sources by 40% for until cancelled. 15 yd range. Channeled
  • The Orb Whisperer (25 player)
    Defeat the Blood Council without anyone in the raid taking more than 22,000 spell damage in a single hit.

Professor Putricide
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/professor-putricide-blood-princes-eu-ptr-testing/
During the fight against Putricide, members of your raids can drink the bottles from the table behind Putricide to be changed into Mutated Abominations. Abominations can eat the Mutated Slimes on the ground by using Eat Ooze, they can also use Regurgitated Ooze after eating enough of them, they also get a 100% weapon damage instant melee attack..

  • Abilities of Note
    • Professor Putricide throws Gas Bombs around him, the Gas Bomb deals 5363 5637 damage every 1 sec and explodes for 15600 to 16400 damage after 20 sec.  Instant
    • Inflicts 1463 to 1537 damage every 2.0 sec and if the Gas Cloud hits you it will expunge all of the remaining Gaseous Bloat and harm all nearby allies. 3 sec cast
    • The Gas Cloud’s attack has expunged all of the gas from the target! Expunged Gas inflicts damage to all enemies based on the number of Gaseous Blight stacks that were remaining on the target when they were attacked. Unlimited range. Instant
    • The Mutated Slime grows continuously, inflicting 4388 to 4612 damage every 0.0 sec until it is consumed by another Mutated creature!  Instant
  • Spin the Bottle (25 player)
    Defeat Professor Putricide with no member of the raid having been hit by a bottle in 25-player mode.


Deathbringer Saurfang

http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/deathbringer-saurfang-us-ptr-testing/

  • Video of Cutie’s Only: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpN14rSZt_A
  • Abilities of Note:
    • Seems a lot like Gruuls, but summons Blood beasts which he gains 1% health and 1 blood power while they are out
    • Saurfang’s Blood Beasts catch the scent of blood, reducing all nearby enemies movement speed by 80% and increasing their damage by 300% for 10 sec.  Instant
    • Mark of the Fallen Champion: Deathbringer Saurfang’s melee attacks splash to the target, inflicting 3800 to 4200 additional Physical damage. If the target dies while under this effect Saurfang is healed for 5% of his total health. (20% in Heroic) This debuff is casted on a raid member each time Saurfang reaches 100 Blood Power.
    • The taste of his own blood empowers the warrior, causing him to take 20% reduced damage from all attacks and regenerate 2% of his total health every 1.0 sec. for 10 sec. Melee range. Instant
  • I’ve Gone and Made a Mess (25 player)
    Defeat the Deathbringer before Mark of the Fallen Champion is cast three times in 25-player mode.

Blood Queen Lana’thel
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/queen-lana%27thel-rotface-eu-ptr-testing/

Emblem of Frost Rewards:
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/emblems-of-frost-rewards/

Bloodbathed and Icebound Frostbrood Vanquisher Flying Mounts, Invincible’s Reigns (Arathas’ Mount)
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/patch-3-3-ptr-build-10805/

Mr. T and the Mohawk Grenade
http://www.wow.com/2009/11/16/mr-t-promotes-the-mohawk-grenade/
“Right click to throw and pitty some fools!”

FanMail
Iceheart, Gnome Mage from Kael’thas server
Just wanted to say thanks for reminding me that wow is fun to play and that not everyones a complete fucking selfish muppet.
I found a raidwarning podcast torrent and thought i’d give it a go for something to pass the time at work.I grabbed ep’s17-23 and by ep 18 all i wanted to do was go home and start playing again

iTunes Review
Xenoaurora:
there’s class advice, some achievement stuff, paladins looking like easter bunny bastards ,and plenty more. if you’re tired of hearing of fishing dailies and someone reaching max cooking, you’re in the right place

Sakima12:
just started listing ot the show a few days ago and i’ve checked out the latest 4 episodes. You guys are fucking hilarious. Granted you guys dont think you sound funny, a majority of the fuck-ups make me laugh quite hard. Keep up the drunken podcast.

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Intro Song:
Intro Song: “1991″ by Crystal Castles
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What Ever Happened to GM Events?

Remember the days of Everquest when all the sudden a gaggle of skeletons would attack a city? (I know its not really called a gaggle, but what do you really call a large group of walking bone marrow?) Or someone would cry out in zone that an NPC was on a rampage, and inevitably a ton of people would zone in and crash the server just trying to catch a glimpse of the happenings?

Remember when new MMO games would launch, promising great GM events that would fall in line with the story or the lore of the game? I know a few that used it as a selling point to those who played the game.

warcraft domo kitten spoof

Topper Can Haz Kitten!

So, what ever happened to GM events? When was the last time you saw Topper McNabb go on a rampage and slaughter people’s kittens in Stormwind, all because somebody wouldn’t give him a hamburger? Or maybe Brandon, Justin, and Roman give up fishing in the canals for a day, form a boy band, and have dance-offs against gnomes in the auction house?

Yes, we get server wide events, like the zombie plague and all of the other achievement laden holidays. But it seems like the GMs never get to have a little fun with the NPCs of the game, much less interact with players.

So here is my two cents: (because really, I know Blizzard is actually listening,) I propose they take a small team of say, 4 people, and just let them do random events all day long on the various servers. I’m sure they would maybe only hit your server once or twice a month, but it would add a little excitement to the game. Better yet, pay me in beer and I will wreak havoc until I pass out.

In all seriousness though, wouldn’t such random GM events bring more to the game? Perhaps they would create a bit more excitement on the servers. If they adhered to the lore of Azeroth and are, dare I say, roleplayed out, they could really be a hit. These events leave lasting impressions, as many of the moments people remember from other games often include strange GM events. Yes, I’m timewarping a bit, but in the past you would see people talk for hours in the chat channels about what transpired. These things had positive effects on the game and its players. Now get with it Blizzard, and start me a bar tab.

Raid Warning Episode #23 with Veronica Belmont

The lovely Veronica Belmont joins us this week on RW to kind of talk about World of Warcraft, and of course we get completely off topic. We tried, but Seven cracked and turned to cheesy teen magazines as his security blanket. Although, this week we do manage to talk about the latest from the PTR and what to expect when it comes to raiding in patch 3.3. Seven collects the tears of Paladins everywhere as he talks about images of the next season of pvp gear, and Brian offers favors for a little KT pet off the new Blizzard pet store. Really, did you expect anything else from us?

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This week’s sponsors: GameFly, Blockbuster Total Access and Skype
(All sponsorship money goes to the beer and bandwidth fund!)

Special Guest:
Veronica Belmont – www.veronicabelmont.comwww.tekzilla.comhttp://www.us.playstation.com/PSN

Show Notes:

Blizzard Pet Store Goes Live
http://blue.mmo-champion.com/1/20677775733-introducing-the-pet-store.html
Patch 3.3 Notes
Naxxramas
Players no longer need to kill the final bosses in all four wings of this dungeon in order to teleport to Sapphiron. Teleportation orbs have been added to allow players access back and forth from Sapphiron’s lair.

Quest Tracking Feature
Players can now track quest objectives on the map (‘M’ key).
Quest Log

  • A Show Map button has been added to the Quest Log. Selecting a quest and pressing this button will open the map for the zone in which the quest objective is located displaying the associated area of interest. Any other active quests in a player’s Quest Log for that zone will also be displayed.
  • Map
  • The map interface has been separated into four separate panes: a map pane (left), a pane listing active quest names for the zone being viewed (right), a pane listing the full quest text for any highlighted quest (bottom left), and a pane listing the quest rewards for any highlighted quest (bottom right).
  • All active quests listed in the right pane for the zone being viewed on the map will be assigned a number. These numbers will be displayed on the map according to the areas of interest for each quest.
  • Highlighting a quest name in the right pane will highlight the corresponding area of interest on the map in the left pane, show its quest text in the lower left pane, and list the quest rewards in the lower right pane.
  • Given that some quest objectives can be achieved in multiple locations within a given zone, highlighting such a quest will highlight an area of interest closest in proximity to the character’s current location.
  • This feature can be disabled by un-checking the Show Quest Objectives box in the bottom right corner of the new map interface, restoring the map to its standard full-screen display.
  • Clicking on the arrow in the top right corner of the new map interface will hide all but the map pane, bringing the map out of full-screen mode and allowing players to leave it open while navigating a zone or engaging in combat.

Objectives Tracking

  • This frame has been improved to offer new functionality and can be used with the new shrunken map option.
  • The Objectives frame is now docked below the mini-map next to the right 2 action bars and will track up to 12 quests for a zone.
  • Numbers have been added next to each quest name and objective corresponding with those areas of interest displayed on the map.
  • If a quest objective has been completed, the number will be replaced with a yellow question mark symbol.
  • The arrow button in the top right corner of the Objectives frame can be used to toggle between minimizing and maximizing the quest objective display.

Quest Difficulty Tracking
This feature is off by default and can be enabled in the Objectives window from the Interface Options menu. Turning this feature on will color-code all quest names displayed in the map interface according to difficulty (grey, green, yellow, orange, and red).

More Tier 10 Previews
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/tier-10-paladin-and-priest-season-8-paladin-armor
Frostwyrm Mount Models
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/patch-3-3-ptr-notes-update-1105

Icecrown Raid Functionality Info
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/icecrown-raid-difficulty-pug-with-the-blues

Smart Ass Blue Post of the Week
“
So you log in and on your charecter list you see a toon you never created. You jump on it to see what its all about and notice by some twisted fate your were granted GM powers!
Depending on my mood I would:

A) Notify a server GM immediately.
B) Spawn 10 Anub’arak in every city.
What would you do?
Blue:
C) Be unable to log into the standard game client, as access levels allotting a character the power alluded to in choice B are not possible with any client connecting to World of Warcraft realms outside of Blizzard Entertainment offices.
…Sorry, did I ruin the imaginative factor of this thread? :(

FanMail
Jenessa
Oh my god. You guys are amazing. I have quite a boring job and you guys always keep me entertained! I find myself giggling at work all the time. I would LOVE to raid with you dudes! I <3 all of you boys.

FOR THE HORDE! :)

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First off let me say the show is a fist full of concentrated awesome. I listen on weekly basis and laugh my ass off.

iTunes Review (UK Store)
Alfie118 – 5 Stars – Simply Fucking Immense! Love every bit of your shitty show! Keep up the good work you fucking cunts!

Special Thanks:
Veronica Belmont of Tekzilla, Qore, http://www.veronicabelmont.com/
Lan Bui www.lanbui.com (photographer for V’s picture)

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Intro Song:
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Bert Sanderson, famously known among Blood Elf females across Azeroth as “PerBert”, is finally being brought to justice as hundreds of Blood Elf females come forward with accusations of molestation, black mail and manipulation to perform illicit acts in game.  Bert was brought into custody this morning, orange fingers and a Vault soda in his back pocket.  Authorities say the 23 year old came quietly, then agreed to come with them as they peeled him from his computer chair.

Warcraft Blood Elf Cheerleaders

Warcraft Blood Elf Cheerleaders

Photos of Blood Elf avatars littered his computer desk and have been brought in as evidence.  One unnamed, blue haired Blood Elf vixen had this to say about the scene of the crime:

“Disgusting.  I bet most of the photos are of me.  I can’t even tell you how many lewd things I’ve done.  Stripping, countless BJ’s in dark corners of Murder Row, dancing on mailboxes.  Wait, we’re still talking about me right?”

It seems unanimous that these women are clearly outraged by the blatant exploitation of their character customizations.  Not only have the character customizations caused a ruckus with the Blood Elf female population, but reports of name abuse abounds as well.  Accusations of agenda pushing names have caused many of the Blood Elf females coming forward to keep their helm animations on, so as to hide their faces in shame, something very uncommon among the group.

Names like “SkeetTeets”, “Manaspooge”, “Mamanatrix” and “Heidi” are among a few of the mildly offensive names.  The large population of named avatars on Bert’s computer can only conclude that the names just get worse and worse.  Authorities even found one poor Blood Elf woman curled up under a bridge in Eversong Woods, Bloodthistle tracks up both arms, mumbling about Tier 10 armor being a ghost of BC’s past coming to haunt her.  Her unfortunate name;  “Vajaina Proudwhore”

When asked how he could be such a monster, Mr. Sanderson’s only reply was a large belch which reeked of nacho flavored taco chips, and scratched his balls.  His lawyer quickly stepped in with the classic, “no more questions at this time.”  His trial is being held Tuesday morning during server maintenance downtime.

On a separate but related note, Blood Elf females have also filed a class action lawsuit against Blood Elf males for being prettier.  When a random Blood Elf male avatar was asked his opinion of the lawsuit, he had this to say: “I am pretty, aren’t I?”  No date has yet been set for now dubbed, “ass action lawsuit.”

Leech
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Raid Warning Episode #22

We’re back in the studio together again… and completely slap happy, sick, and somewhat intoxicated. Find out this week why a live show would really be a bad idea as we insert outtake clips during the break. This week we somehow manage to also talk about Warcraft (although, only slightly) as we touch on Blizzard’s new Dungeon System, a look at why The9 is getting sued in China, introduce new World of Warcraft action figures, and spoil you with PTR goodness. Oh, we also almost forgot to talk about Race Changes… I know, you were worried.

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This week’s sponsors: GameFly, Blockbuster Total Access and Skype
(All sponsorship money goes to the beer and bandwidth fund!)

Show Notes:
Blizzard Previews New Dungeon System

http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/3p3/newdungeonsystem.xml

  • Queue for more than 3 instances
  • Cross Realm Instances
  • Instance Teleporting
  • Smarter Group Matching?
  • Daily Random Dungeons (2 emblems of frost for 1st hboss, NPCs to offer repeatable Raid?)
  • Lovin the PUG (1 or more random matched members, get a Perky Pug pet)
  • Vote Kick
  • Looking for Raid /LFR
  • Need Before Greed Updated
  • Group Disenchanting

US Shareholders Seeking Class Action Lawsuit Against The9
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/10/29/us_shareholder_sues_the9_over_wow/

New WoW Action Figures

http://www.dccomics.com/dcunlimited/wow/?dcd=11782

Series 6: Goblin Tinker: Gibzz Sparklighter, Dwarven King: Magni Bronzebeard, and Forsaken Queen: Sylvanas Windrunner. Pre-order.

Premium Series 2: Orc Warchief: Thrall and Gnome Warlock: Valdremar with Voidwalker Voyd. Pre-order.

World of Warcraft Series 5: Deluxe Demon Form Illidan Stormrage, Alliance Hero Lo’Gosh, night elf hunter Alathena Moonbreeze with Sorna and Scourge ghoul Rottingham. Pre-order.

Race Change Service Now Available
http://us.blizzard.com/support/article.xml?locale=en_US&tag=RCFAQ

PTR Stuffs:
Gunship Air Battle Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqDy0Nq2Rlg&feature=player_embedded

Lord Marrowgar Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH9bY-ZBiUI&feature=player_embedded

Queen Lana’thel, the final boss of the Crimson Hall in Icecrown Citadel.
http://static.mmo-champion.com/mmoc/images/news/2009/october/bloodqueen.jpg

The Kalu’ak Fishing Derby
http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/northrend%27s-new-kalu%27ak-fishing-derby!/

Ghostcrawlers Smart Ass Comment of the Week
-Icecrown “harder” than Trial of the Crusader
They are harder in an absolute sense because they hit harder and have more health. They are not harder (for the most part) in a relative sense because you probably have better gear now than when you first went into ToC. Our goal is not to let players raid all the up until Icecrown and then throw a gate in front of them that says “Must be this elite to ride this ride.”

Now, if you are that elite, Arthas heroic says hi. (Source)

Bloggers Needed!

Special Thanks:

Flealock

Intro Song:

“We Are The Ones” by Zombie Girl off the album “Back From The Dead”

Beer of the Week:
“Celebration Ale” by Sierra Nevada
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